How do I arrange confession as a hospital inpatient?
Call the spiritual care or chaplaincy office, and use the word priest.
The wording matters. Only a priest can hear a confession and give absolution. Chaplaincy teams also include deacons and lay chaplains. They can pray with you and bring Communion, but they cannot absolve you. So a general request for a chaplain may not reach the right person. Ask when a priest is next on site, and what happens outside normal hours.
In a Catholic facility, the Directives put an obligation on the institution here: "Particular care should be taken to provide and to publicize opportunities for patients or residents to receive the sacrament of Penance."
Privacy is a fair thing to ask for. A shared bay is not a confessional. You can ask staff to draw the curtain, or ask a roommate's visitors to step out for a few minutes. That is an ordinary request, and they will help with it.
Have you been away from the sacrament for a long time? You do not need to explain that on the phone, and it is not a screening question. Priests who do hospital work spend much of their time with people in exactly that position.
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